The Bible is full of fascinating subjects. Love, war, polygamy, angels, Satan, wisdom, annihilation of cities, family dysfunction, salvation. Some say it is full of fairy tales. They won't believe that Jonah was swallowed by a fish, or that God made the world, or that demons exist, or that Jesus is the Son of God. Atheists are found of saying "Prove it."
Well I'm going to prove something all right. You want fairy tales, I'll give you fairy tales.
The Bible mentions a big sea monster in Job 42. It is called "Leviathan". It isn't poetic speech, bub. It's real. Some think it's a crocodile, but I know better. I know what it really is.
"Can you fill his skin with harpoons? Or his head with fishing spears? Remember the battle, you will not do it again!"
Is that a crocodile?
"Who can strip off his outer armor? Who can strip of his double mail?"
The Candyman can?
"Who can open the doors of his face? Around his teeth there is TERROR."
A-ha! A mosasaur! I knew it.
"His sneezes flash forth light, and his eyes are like the eyelids of morning."
Whoa, wait a minute here. . .
"Out of his mouth go burning torches-"
What?!
"-and sparks of fire leap forth."
Yow!
"Out of his nostrils goes forth smoke as from a boiling pot."
Dang. I don't think that's a dinosaur.
"His breath kindles coals, and a flame goes forth from his mouth."
Oh shoot, it's Godzilla!
"His heart is as hard as a stone, even as hard as a millstone. When he raises himself up, the mighty are afraid! They are bewildered by his crashing."
Bewildered is right! Wouldn't you be if a 300 foot monster kicked in your house?
"The sword that reaches him cannot avail, nor the spear, the arrow, or the javelin."
Or the bomb, or the gun, or the missile. It's Godzilla, man!
"He makes the depths boil like a pot. . ."
I'm tellin' you, it's the Big G.
"Nothing on earth is like him, one made without fear. He looks on everything that is high, He is King over all the sons of pride."
See, the Japanese have been trying to tell us something. And you guys thought it was silly entertainment! It's actually Biblical. Godzilla is real, and I just proved it from the Bible. So there, atheists. There's some proof for ya.
And you thought the Bible was boring.
Well I'm going to prove something all right. You want fairy tales, I'll give you fairy tales.
The Bible mentions a big sea monster in Job 42. It is called "Leviathan". It isn't poetic speech, bub. It's real. Some think it's a crocodile, but I know better. I know what it really is.
"Can you fill his skin with harpoons? Or his head with fishing spears? Remember the battle, you will not do it again!"
Is that a crocodile?
"Who can strip off his outer armor? Who can strip of his double mail?"
The Candyman can?
"Who can open the doors of his face? Around his teeth there is TERROR."
"His sneezes flash forth light, and his eyes are like the eyelids of morning."
Whoa, wait a minute here. . .
"Out of his mouth go burning torches-"
What?!
"-and sparks of fire leap forth."
Yow!
"Out of his nostrils goes forth smoke as from a boiling pot."
Dang. I don't think that's a dinosaur.
"His breath kindles coals, and a flame goes forth from his mouth."
Oh shoot, it's Godzilla!
"His heart is as hard as a stone, even as hard as a millstone. When he raises himself up, the mighty are afraid! They are bewildered by his crashing."
Bewildered is right! Wouldn't you be if a 300 foot monster kicked in your house?
"The sword that reaches him cannot avail, nor the spear, the arrow, or the javelin."
Or the bomb, or the gun, or the missile. It's Godzilla, man!
"He makes the depths boil like a pot. . ."
I'm tellin' you, it's the Big G.
"Nothing on earth is like him, one made without fear. He looks on everything that is high, He is King over all the sons of pride."
See, the Japanese have been trying to tell us something. And you guys thought it was silly entertainment! It's actually Biblical. Godzilla is real, and I just proved it from the Bible. So there, atheists. There's some proof for ya.
And you thought the Bible was boring.
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