Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Aliens And Their Probes

It seems aliens have become God for some people. They made us, they watch us, they influence our lives. They will even take us to the skies! But there's a big difference between aliens and God:
 Aliens are pervs.


When is the last time God did an anal probe? Or stole some sperm? What is with these little guys from Zeta Reticuli?
I'm not waiting around for these dudes to take me away!

But to be serious, these abductions have a lot in common with demonic manifestations. For example, a missionary came to my church once and spoke about a little dancing imp that would sexually harass the women in the village. Naturally, they were afraid of this spirit, who would frequently visit at night. The spirit fled when the women became Christians and cried out to Jesus. Supposedly, when a Christian is harassed by an alien, it also leaves.
Why is that?



Why is it that aliens usually don't bother Bible-thumping Christians? Don't want to hear the gospel? Or maybe our alien buddies aren't from another galaxy, but from a spiritual dimension. Perhaps they are indeed demons, trying to steer mankind away from God, to get us to focus on government conspiracies and hybrids. Think about it. Why would such "highly advanced" beings, who can travel across light years, be so preoccupied by butts and genitals, needles and probes?
That's sick, man. And I think that's the idea.
Fear.


If people are afraid, they can be manipulated. Strange beings stealing you from your bed and experimenting on you is scary. Much like a strange imp visiting you as you sleep and molesting you is scary. Much too coincidental, don't you think?
If people are afraid, they look for a savior. They even call themselves "elohim", which is God's Hebrew name in Genesis. Kind of ballsy of them. I guess they want to be associated with God, or rather, replace Him with their own big-eyed selves. Perhaps they will come and "save" us from some calamity, like a good messiah should.
Me, I'll pass on the alien perverts. I've got a real Messiah.

7 comments:

  1. Amen to that! I enjoy the blog so much, so keep it coming, and keep glorifying The Lord

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  3. History Channel ( H2 ) airs a number of shows on this topic, all very interesting, all the wonders of the world are attributed to our little friends from outer space. They don't seem consider that they could be from another dimension as apposed to another planet. The Bible has much to say about princapalities and powers of the air.

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    1. There were some weird happenings at the Skinwalker Ranch that seemed to defy normal physics. If it was true, then it had to be other dimensional beings. Check it out. You won't be the same!

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  4. In the bible Jesus cast out demons. One example was the demons begging Jesus not to torture them before their time. They possessed humans. With the scriptures in mind it seems maybe Aliens are created by humans imagination and are not real.

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